blig

A blog that is insufferably ignorant.

For weeks I couldn’t back off reading his straight up preposterous thoughts and opinions thoughtlessly spewed in his insanely misinformed and self-absorbed blig which should take the Stupid Award for sure!

by Dr Bunnygirl September 13, 2019

blig

V. 1, to conquer, or be conquered. 2, to perform a task, usually well. 3, to depart for a destination.
Adj. functioning in a state of inebriety.

V. 1. "I bligged that midterm yesterday; I got an A!" or "That test really bligged me; I think I failed. 2. I need to blig my project by tomorrow. 3. I need to blig to the gas station.
Adj. "I had all 8 beers, and now I'm bligged!"

by John A. February 28, 2005

blig

irish: mentally retarded person. onomatopaeic from the sound they make when trying to speak.

window-licker

his brother is a bit of a blig

by madra November 15, 2003

blig

a smelly nigga (black person)

(1)Damn that blig stank.
(2)Run the blig over, it smells.
(3)Do you smell that? I think it's blig.

by naziparti123 June 29, 2017

blig

Short or slang for bligger (which is a slang term for blue people, such as smurfs or Na'vi from the movie Avatar).

"Yo, what up with all these bligs?"

by 49ersfan89 November 24, 2009

blig

a joint/blunt with more than a gram in it brought to light in Augusta GA

"aye you haven't smoked in a while here is a blig"

by tha psyc lord November 11, 2019

Blig

In Armenian, "blig" means "dick"

Hagopig, yergou dashakh meg blig.

by XFUQ May 21, 2019