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Interjection: A Bristolian form of the mild expletive blimey.
Drops Ming vase off Clifton Suspension Bridge:
"Oh blige!"
Words you can keep
The new term for weed

Created because of Mary J. Is too easy to figure out so we use Blige because of the singer Mary J. Blige
Kid 1 "Want to hang with Blige after school today?"

Kid 2 "Sure man!"

Kid 3 "Who is Blige?"

Kid 1 and 2 "Obviously you dont know her..."
Blige by j6790 February 20, 2010
Related Words
Getting high, blazin, smoking weed.
I just got some dank ass weed in the mail last night.

So you wanna blige later?
Blige by pussyfiend June 4, 2009

Blige Water 

The rancid nectar of a Sea scags axe wound, in other words female ejaculate or pussy juice with a foul smell similar to that of stagnant bilge water.
I was plowing this redwood of a whore when she squirted her blige water all over my mothers couch.

This buttermilk has the taste and texture of my wife's bilge water.

Umh........ i sure could go for a nice warm glass of bilge water?
Blige Water by SoloBros July 7, 2010

mary j. blige 

A highly successful Singer from Yonkers New York who, along with super producer Sean "Puffy" Combs, originated the style of music known as Hip Hop Soul. She came to fame in the 90's and is often compared to great soul singers such as Billie Holiday, Aretha Franklin and Chaka Khan due to her raw emotive style of singing.

Also known as the Queen of Hip Hop Soul.
When I'm having a rough day, I'll put on some Mary J. Blige and that makes it better. That and a drink.
mary j. blige by Garland January 9, 2008

Mary J Blige 

a singer coming from Bronx...the queen of hip-hop soul....she is well kown and respected in the biz.She released 7 albums...the newest is the breakthrough which has sold in nearly 3 millions copies world wide.
Mary J Blige
real love
be without you
family affair
no more drama
you remind me
Mary J Blige by justine1988 September 7, 2008

Mary J Blige 

What insecure white kids call marijuana, this is a break off of the common expression "mary jane". although humorous this expression is fucking stupid
charlie white boy: sell me an ounce of that sweet mary j blige
Dealer: What the fuck cracker?
Mary J Blige by some nigga! August 10, 2012
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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