Bitch I

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A response to someone bustin yo chops for no other reason than to try and get you all riled up, i.e. your best friend

Hey man, why you eat all my chips?

Bitch I did not eat your damn chips ,you did last night you drunk fuck! I ate your damn cookies.

Bitch I by MR. SLAP JACK January 12, 2009

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Bitch'i

3 or more girls in a group all decked out in short shorts and crop tops, full makeup etc. at the mall that think they look so very very hot, yet cross their arms over their chests because they don't want you staring at them, but get bitchy when they catch you staring at them...Bitch'i

Did you see that group of Bitch'i??? They caught me checking them out and immediately crossed their arms..

Bitch'i by A27 May 29, 2018

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Bitch I'm a Bus

So I was riding home from class on the bus through the mall parking lot. At my mall, there is an exit where the incoming cars have no stop signs, but the cars exiting the mall do. As you may have heard, there is a hefty bit of snow happening around the midwest, so stopping a bus in this mess is a tinge difficult. Anyway, We were rounding that corner coming out of the mall when a little sedan comes zooming up, trying to whip into the mall. The bus, already midturn, obviously isn't going to stop for this dick. The guy honks, and I'm sitting towards the front where I hear the bus driver(an African American individual) mutter to himself "Bitch... I'm a bus." and keeps driving. I laughed out loud, unable to contain myself.

Now, whenever I want to say I just don't give a fuck, instead I proudly exclaim "Bitch I'm a bus."

Bitch I'm a Bus by juanchopancho February 22, 2011

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bitch I might be

So what if I am, what's it to you anyways?

kelly: you're an ugly bitch
samantha: bitch I might be

or

Mum: Are you coming home tonight?
Me: *in my head* bitch I might be
Me: *texts* yes

bitch I might be by natalianatalia May 3, 2013

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Bitch-I-Own-U

Simply put, it means what it say:
BITCH, I OWN U (As in, it is your property)

"HEY YOU, THERE! BITCH"

"Huh , What? I'm not a Bitch..."

"Bitch-I-OWN-U!!!%@#&^@"

Bitch-I-Own-U by BITCH-I-OWN-U August 27, 2008

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bitch i hope the fuck you do

The most epic fucking comeback ever. Only used when someone threatens you

I’m gonna slap the shit out of you for doing my girl. Bitch I Hope The Fuck You Do.

bitch i hope the fuck you do by blackinmyvoots March 4, 2019

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bitch I guess

An expression used by an individual who has been asked a question but does not know the answer.

Dude: Hey dudette, what happened in chemistry class?

Dudette:umm, Bitch I guess!

bitch I guess by PokarFace June 17, 2010

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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