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Biggus Dickus 

Pontius Pilate's fwiend from Wome in The Life of Brian. Biggus Dickus has a wife named Incontinentia Buttox you know.
Let me come with you, Pontiuth. I may be of thome athithtanthe if there ith a thudden crithith!
Biggus Dickus by netch October 6, 2004

Biggus Dickus 

The name of a fictional character played by Graham Chapman in the Monty Python film Life of Brian. Nowadays the name is used as a joke on Ifunny and Tumblr as a way to say Big D*ck without being flagged for an inappropriate comment on a post.
Side-Note: the guards in the Biggus Dickus scene were supposed to have a straight face the entire time but Graham Chapman decided to put a spin on the way he said the name and the director decided to use it in the final cut of the film.
Pontius Pilate : I will not have my fwiends widiculed by the common soldiewy. - - Anybody else feel like a little... giggle... when I mention my fwiend... Biggus...

another guard chuckles

Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?

more chuckling

Pontius Pilate : What about you? Do you find it... wisible... when I say the name... 'Biggus'...

chuckle

Pontius Pilate : ... Dickus?

both guards chuckle

So all I gotta say to get top comment is Biggus Dickus?

Biggus dickus 

Is a friend of Pontius Pilate Whom can’t seem to work out what is so funny about his name. He Is often ridiculed by the common soldiery also has a wife you know what her name is incontinentia buttocks.
“Does and body else feel like a little giggle when I mention my friends name....biggus dickus”
Biggus dickus by Biggusdickus September 12, 2019

Biggus Dickus 

While a largely unknown person, Biggus Dickus is said to be a very great friend of Caesar. Anyone daring to laugh at his name is said to end up being a gladiator. His wife's name is Incontinentia Buttocks.
I heard this dude ended up as a gladiator because he laughed when he heard the name 'Biggus Dickus'.
Biggus Dickus by fixo January 7, 2019

Biggus Dickus 

He is in your closet with your sister

If you dont have a sister you will have one in nine months
Biggus Dickus gives a women what she needs the most, the satisfactionof a big di**
Biggus Dickus by GiveMeSomeOfThat January 24, 2022

Biggus Dickus 

What's so funny about the name biggus Dickus?
Man 1: what's so funny about the name biggus Dickus?

Man 2: well you see it's a joke name sir.
Biggus Dickus by Sexy Sulliko January 31, 2022
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