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a massiveley huge and italian hockey player...usually tends to live up north. quite a nice looking chap! likes to push people's buttons, but overall a good hearted man. a berno likes big comfortable beds and is quite popular with the ladies, is a respectful gentleman but is horrible at returning and answering phone calls and staying on the phone without falling asleep ;)...hard to reach...if you want to talk to him on the phone..you may as well just forget about it..but he is always an armslength away from his laptop so he is quite reachable online and quite often uses the phrase "rawr" when in an instant message session...a berno likes to tease but is really quite the sweetheart...=) and usually wherever you find a guy named berno..theres usually a girl named donna that likes talking to him
berno
Berno by Donnaissexy February 10, 2009
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A group of friends that hang out with eachother. Everyone knows not to mess with BERNO because of the consequences. BERNO is made up of every background and listens to every type of music. Brush Everyone, Respect No One is their motto and they stand by it. Overall a great group of guys, but don't get on their bad side.
Oh shit, watch out here comes BERNO!
BERNO by Anonymous Poster 45689 November 15, 2011
a man of great footballing talent a massive liverpool fan...sadly his football abilities make up for his really really small penis
hes a great talent.....pity his "talent" is small thats berno
Berno by reganator August 1, 2008

Benoftheweek 

A pretty dope dood. He really funny,so funny tea flew out my nose. O and he's cute too😏
Random person: yo Benoftheweek is so funNy

Person: right

Other person hah YaH

Person: so you wanna go get boba
Benoftheweek by Urgaydad2 May 27, 2019
A bercow is a deceitful, lying, waste of space. Someone that exploits their position and uses treacherous means to get their way.
"Do you think it'll be OK to exploit my position to push my own views?"

"Of course, you're a total bercow!"
bercow by Harry_White October 21, 2019

benno bear 

A large, hairy man with a love for spooning. Which ironically for the person being spooned, is considered proverbial purgatory.
My benno bear spooned me into a coma last night
benno bear by The Danny O November 9, 2017