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Go ahead with that chill that out
Shaquilla : gurl i'ma whip that ass

Shanika : Gurl behave
Behave by Chris Lazard November 21, 2004
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Nah. I'm just going to keep doing whatever I want.
Hym "People at work like to bitch about me not following certain rules and how I behave, right? I mean... You know who I AM, right? Do you really think that YOU are the guy/girl? I know what the rule is. I know what you said. I know the work isn't done. I'm going to break it again tonight, the sound of you repeating yourself is music to my ears, and I slowed down throughout the night to make sure you would have to do it for me. Go fuck yourself."
Behave by Hym Iam November 26, 2023
Oh? Is it? It's individuals deciding how other people behave? And that's the problem with it?
Hym "If the individuals trying to control how people behave is the actual problem... Boy do I have something for you... Have you heard of religion? It is WILD man! It's like this incest cult, right? And they want everyone to do whatever they want forever, see... And what it does is it takes these immoral people (under the auspices of their own religion) and it elevates their moral status above the people who AREN'T doing the incest cult... And they use those people to try amd get more people to assent to the values of the incest cult... And the whole point of the cult... Is for the peoples doing it to be above the law. Like this:

Reality Monster's Rules

⬆️

People's Rules
See? That's the entire point of the incest cult. Is for the incest cultist to be extra special guys. And not letting them do whatever they want... Is a violation of their rights... But them trying to get you to do what their reality monster SUPPOSEDLY SAID (Against your will if necessary)... Isn't a violation of your rights... Because your rights don't matter to them... The only rights are the incest cult rules. And, it's crazy becuase they keep getting genocided... And they can't seem to figure out why... And it's probably the incest cult trying to be more important than the law... But yeah. They try to control peoples behavior all the time."
Behave by Hym Iam April 23, 2024

Behave yourself 

watch your behavior.
be careful what you do
Alex, you need to behave yourself at your aunt's party, or it would be the last time we go there
Behave yourself by Sina.sheikh June 20, 2011

bible and behave 

"Netflix and chill" for Christians, or people that are religious
Do you want to bible and behave after church today?
bible and behave by pepe the froggy December 30, 2015

Y’all can’t behave 

A phrase associated with Reddit moderators who lock threads because peoplebreak the rules”, or otherwise get too out of hand. Often used when lots of comments in the thread get removed.

Also known as getting “y’alled”.
This post has been reported like 100 times, so I’m locking it because y’all can’t behave.

No shave behave 

A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after.
Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him?

Kayla: I cant, no shave behave!
No shave behave by wolf15668 November 3, 2013
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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