When you're so drunk that the band at the bar doesn't sound as bad as they normally would--might, in fact, start to sound good.
by Richard Goodness March 22, 2007
bob (sober): I can't stand this Rebecca Black girl. this song SUCKS!
2 hours later
bob (drunken): it's Fridaaay Fridaaay gonna get down on Friday! partying partying YEAH!
fred: what the hell dude? ahh, must be the beermuffs
2 hours later
bob (drunken): it's Fridaaay Fridaaay gonna get down on Friday! partying partying YEAH!
fred: what the hell dude? ahh, must be the beermuffs
by ashleysayswhaaat April 04, 2011
Candace: Hey, man, I'm right across from you, you don't have to yell.
Alex: Sorry, I've got my Beermuffs on.
Alex: Sorry, I've got my Beermuffs on.
by dub1014 June 18, 2007
An invisible article of clothing that appears when you've had a lot of beer to prevent you from getting cold. They're a figure of speech really, the point is just that if you're drunk enough that you don't feel the least bit cold no matter where you are, you're sporting some serious beermuffs.
When Nate was about to leave the party it dawned on him that he lived 2 miles away. And it was 3 am. And he had no car. And he was wearing shorts and a T-shirt. And it was January. And he lived in the northern part of Alaska. And there was a blizzard going on outside. He knew the only solution to this dilemma was to hop on that keg like a Tri Delt on a cake and fashion himself a good pair of beermuffs.
by Nick D November 03, 2003
The same as beer goggles but when a terrible band starts to sound good with more and more beer, or when girls with annoying voices start to sound more attractive. As well as jokes becoming funnier
by DugGlatt69 November 12, 2017
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