Beermuffs

When you're so drunk that the band at the bar doesn't sound as bad as they normally would--might, in fact, start to sound good.

I can't believe I bought that band's CD; I must have been wearing beermuffs.

Beermuffs by Richard Goodness December 15, 2008

Beermuffs

When your so drunk, Rebecca Black's Friday starts to actually sound decent.

bob (sober): I can't stand this Rebecca Black girl. this song SUCKS!

2 hours later

bob (drunken): it's Fridaaay Fridaaay gonna get down on Friday! partying partying YEAH!

fred: what the hell dude? ahh, must be the beermuffs

Beermuffs by ashleysayswhaaat April 22, 2011

Beermuffs

The inability to hear how loud you've gotten after drinking too much.

Candace: Hey, man, I'm right across from you, you don't have to yell.

Alex: Sorry, I've got my Beermuffs on.

Beermuffs by dub1014 July 16, 2007

beermuffs

An invisible article of clothing that appears when you've had a lot of beer to prevent you from getting cold. They're a figure of speech really, the point is just that if you're drunk enough that you don't feel the least bit cold no matter where you are, you're sporting some serious beermuffs.

When Nate was about to leave the party it dawned on him that he lived 2 miles away. And it was 3 am. And he had no car. And he was wearing shorts and a T-shirt. And it was January. And he lived in the northern part of Alaska. And there was a blizzard going on outside. He knew the only solution to this dilemma was to hop on that keg like a Tri Delt on a cake and fashion himself a good pair of beermuffs.

beermuffs by Nick D November 3, 2003

Beermuffs

The same as beer goggles but when a terrible band starts to sound good with more and more beer, or when girls with annoying voices start to sound more attractive. As well as jokes becoming funnier

This band really sucks but they sound better when you put your Beermuffs on

Beermuffs by DugGlatt69 November 11, 2017

BEERMUFFS

When you don't want to listen to someone that has been drinking.

He's super drunk and just rambling Time to bust out the beermuffs

BEERMUFFS by JOSEPH HERZOG January 18, 2024

beer muffs

when you think you heard something spectacular only to find out the next day that it wasnt nearly as good as you thought
similar to beer goggles only using hearing not vision

last night i downloaded the best song when i got home from the club. but i must have had my beer muffs on cause today when i listened to it, i wanted to light my ears on fire and proceed to chip away the charred remains

beer muffs by jamey d. February 25, 2008