Be Serious

Be serious is a derivitive of the phrase "what the heck is your problem, you're pretty dumb".

"Dude, why are you eating my chips, Be Serious"

by El Presidente May 24, 2004

be serious

a way to say "stop joking" or tell someone to stop acting weird

"be serious, i beg you dont say you beat it in nandos"

"i was too gassed off the bunda styll"

by d2trappy May 21, 2021

you cunt be serious

A stronger version of "you can't be serious", which can be subtle enough to pass without notice or delivered straight.

Boss: I'm cutting your hours back cos you slack off.
Jane: You cunt be serious.

Jack: I'm leaving you to marry your sister.
Shirley: Surely you cunt be serious.
Jack: I am serious, so don't call me Shirley.

by GWMcL February 20, 2011

Bubble was never published. I seriously would like to know why. If you can not be that considerate, I will gladly delete Urban dictionary and all its links from my device.

Fu assholes

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by Spun Sideways July 7, 2018

beeriously beerious

adj.: 1. A serious need for an alcoholic drink.

adv.: 2. When you seriously desire an adult libation.


beer drink drunk tipsy crunk wine-o alcohol libation weekend wino vino shwilly inebriated

My work week has been wretched! It's the weekend and I am beeriously beerious.

Beeriously, let's go to the wine bar.

In homage to ABC's hit Prime Time television series "Grey's Anatomy": Beeriously? Beeriously.

by Ms. Liza A. delos Santos October 9, 2008

Beerious

The state of one's situation being so serious that one feels an unshakable need to have a beer.

The Packers losing last night's game has me super beerious, bro.

by Jarrett Crowley September 29, 2017

Biserious

Someone who is truly and most sincerely a living bisexual.
Generally someone who is looking to get fucked by ANYONE.

I think he just eye fucked the entire room, this guy is totally biserious.

by The Dark Lord Julian February 19, 2009