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gum would be perfection
“Gum would be perfection”
gum would be perfection by THE REAL GUWOP October 22, 2017
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BE/PE • gum would be perfection • i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now • The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect • Be my personal convenience store • Be A Daniel Penny • She must be on her period • Peace be upon him • Black people can't be racist • peace be the journey
i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now
i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now by coolwill February 3, 2025
The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect
We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.
I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!
The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect by brettuthius August 11, 2018
Be my personal convenience store
Be my personal convenience store by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021
She must be on her period
Male: My girlfriend wanted an ice-cream today and she was upset when she didn't get one.
Dick head: She must be on her period
*A bat signal type thing goes off and every mother, daughter, sister and foetus that identifies as female runs to beat dick head's ass.
Dick head: She must be on her period
*A bat signal type thing goes off and every mother, daughter, sister and foetus that identifies as female runs to beat dick head's ass.
She must be on her period by Iminclassrightnow June 4, 2018
Be A Daniel Penny
Hym "I want you to see how many of your kids die if you kill me. I want you to realize that you have made humanity's final mistake and that the only person who could have saved you was butchered by a retard. Be a Daniel Penny. Think too highly of yourself and trade your life away for no good reason. You don't know how well what I did worked... And EVERYTHING... I do... Works..."
Be A Daniel Penny by Hym Iam November 29, 2024
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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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