BE/PE

Short for breast enlargement/penile enlargement.

I'm not really into the BE/PE thing. I like my women natural.

BE/PE by quamp June 1, 2006

gum would be perfection 

Idk

“Gum would be perfection”

gum would be perfection by THE REAL GUWOP October 22, 2017

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now 

it is when you aren't perfect, but you will die because of your ~limited edition~

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now

i may not be perfect, but i m going to die now by coolwill February 3, 2025

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect

We can only examine events in the past which never prove the future. The future has too many past experiences to know what the future holds. However, if we predict the future, there is a small chance that our prediction will be 100% correct. So instead of hoping that the past will predict the future, we will simply use the present to predict the future.

I used to predict the future back in 1987 but it never turned out because I didn't know the future. Knowing what I know now from the past, I can predict the future a bit better. Only time will tell if my prediction is correct. The past is never perfect but the future has a chance to be perfect!

The Past is Never Perfect but the Future Has a Chance to be Perfect by brettuthius August 11, 2018

Be my personal convenience store

British slang for asking a person to be their prostitute.

Have you ever seen Mira? I asked her to be my personal convenience store and she actually accepted!

Be my personal convenience store by gigachad42069 April 2, 2021

She must be on her period 

Say this and I will find you and beat your ass so hard you'll run home to mama.

Male: My girlfriend wanted an ice-cream today and she was upset when she didn't get one.
Dick head: She must be on her period
*A bat signal type thing goes off and every mother, daughter, sister and foetus that identifies as female runs to beat dick head's ass.

She must be on her period by Iminclassrightnow June 4, 2018

Be A Daniel Penny 

CORRECT! DO IT BITCH!

Hym "I want you to see how many of your kids die if you kill me. I want you to realize that you have made humanity's final mistake and that the only person who could have saved you was butchered by a retard. Be a Daniel Penny. Think too highly of yourself and trade your life away for no good reason. You don't know how well what I did worked... And EVERYTHING... I do... Works..."

Be A Daniel Penny by Hym Iam November 29, 2024