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BAWWtism 

A fictional disorder that takes either of two forms:

1) People who are stupid and socially awkward, and seek to self-diagnose themselves with Asperger's (Assburgers) to console themselves.

2) Overzealous retard parents who jump at the chance to piss in the face of medical science and expose everyone to pandemic by not vaccinating their children.
1) BAWWWW nobody likes me and I do nothing all day besides drawing furry art, I must have Assburgers or BAWWtism.

2) BAWWWW I never lived through the age of Polio, and I think vaccines cause disease even though there's tons of medical research showing the contrary. Now my kid turned out to be a tard anyway, and gave everyone at school the fucking whooping cough.
BAWWtism by JennyMcCunty June 12, 2009
An affliction of the mouth. Symptoms are frequent usage of the word bawbag, or putting the prefix "baw" in front of many other words like bawmaw, bawpaw, bawjaws, or bawgrab. The cause of this disease is surely bawbaggery.
PAM: You're a bawbag.
RACHEL: Cheers.
PAM: Wheesht bawjaws!
RACHEL: Wait, do you have bawtism?
Bawtism by norby5006 March 7, 2007
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A ginger bastard with a lack of usable sperm
Here Dan deacon you've got bawtism
Bawtism by Chooktershoes December 17, 2021

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026