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BAWWtism 

A fictional disorder that takes either of two forms:

1) People who are stupid and socially awkward, and seek to self-diagnose themselves with Asperger's (Assburgers) to console themselves.

2) Overzealous retard parents who jump at the chance to piss in the face of medical science and expose everyone to pandemic by not vaccinating their children.
1) BAWWWW nobody likes me and I do nothing all day besides drawing furry art, I must have Assburgers or BAWWtism.

2) BAWWWW I never lived through the age of Polio, and I think vaccines cause disease even though there's tons of medical research showing the contrary. Now my kid turned out to be a tard anyway, and gave everyone at school the fucking whooping cough.
BAWWtism by JennyMcCunty June 12, 2009
An affliction of the mouth. Symptoms are frequent usage of the word bawbag, or putting the prefix "baw" in front of many other words like bawmaw, bawpaw, bawjaws, or bawgrab. The cause of this disease is surely bawbaggery.
PAM: You're a bawbag.
RACHEL: Cheers.
PAM: Wheesht bawjaws!
RACHEL: Wait, do you have bawtism?
Bawtism by norby5006 March 7, 2007
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A ginger bastard with a lack of usable sperm
Here Dan deacon you've got bawtism
Bawtism by Chooktershoes December 17, 2021
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