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BAWWtism 

A fictional disorder that takes either of two forms:

1) People who are stupid and socially awkward, and seek to self-diagnose themselves with Asperger's (Assburgers) to console themselves.

2) Overzealous retard parents who jump at the chance to piss in the face of medical science and expose everyone to pandemic by not vaccinating their children.
1) BAWWWW nobody likes me and I do nothing all day besides drawing furry art, I must have Assburgers or BAWWtism.

2) BAWWWW I never lived through the age of Polio, and I think vaccines cause disease even though there's tons of medical research showing the contrary. Now my kid turned out to be a tard anyway, and gave everyone at school the fucking whooping cough.
BAWWtism by JennyMcCunty June 12, 2009
An affliction of the mouth. Symptoms are frequent usage of the word bawbag, or putting the prefix "baw" in front of many other words like bawmaw, bawpaw, bawjaws, or bawgrab. The cause of this disease is surely bawbaggery.
PAM: You're a bawbag.
RACHEL: Cheers.
PAM: Wheesht bawjaws!
RACHEL: Wait, do you have bawtism?
Bawtism by norby5006 March 7, 2007
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A ginger bastard with a lack of usable sperm
Here Dan deacon you've got bawtism
Bawtism by Chooktershoes December 17, 2021

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

Summer Teeth 

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.
Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...
Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012
Word of the Day on May 24, 2026
The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.
“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”
Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026
Word of the Day on May 23, 2026
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
Word of the Day on May 22, 2026