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An affliction of the mouth. Symptoms are frequent usage of the word bawbag, or putting the prefix "baw" in front of many other words like bawmaw, bawpaw, bawjaws, or bawgrab. The cause of this disease is surely bawbaggery.
PAM: You're a bawbag.
RACHEL: Cheers.
PAM: Wheesht bawjaws!
RACHEL: Wait, do you have bawtism?
Bawtism by norby5006 March 7, 2007
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A ginger bastard with a lack of usable sperm
Here Dan deacon you've got bawtism
Bawtism by Chooktershoes December 17, 2021

Discordian Baptism 

When a person of higher intelligence is checked into several-day inpatient psychiatric facility. Discordianism is an absurdist religion (or psuedo religion) which reveres the Greek Goddess Eris, the scion of chaos.
"What happened to our theoretical physics professor?"
"He's having his Discordian Baptism in the loony bin."
"Poor guy!"
Discordian Baptism by Foxnight February 22, 2015

BaptismOnFire 

A kid on youtube who often makes "Horror Film parodys" featuring characters like Freddy krueger (Nightmare On Elm Street), Jason voorhees (Friday 13th) etc....
He also writes songs (normally parodys) and random vide blogs, he isnt very well known on youtube, but he hasn't got many haters. He also stars in other youtube channels such as TheLowBudgetShow (a collab channel) and TheLonerBoys.
BaptismOnFire is a youtuber
BaptismOnFire by TheLon3rBoys March 19, 2010

BaptismOnFire 

The kid from the Lady Gaga parody on youtube who likes to sing about his acne, pretty funny guy
BaptismOnFire made a parody of lady gaga about acne
BaptismOnFire by 0123franky July 10, 2010

baby oil baptism 

Verb. The action of applying baby oil, or similar lubricant, to ones penis, and subsequently slapping said penis against a mates forehead.
Call me a priest because I gave that chick a baby oil baptism.
When a woman is granted the title BAB (Boss Ass Bitch/Bad Ass Bitch) after displaying the strengths associated with being a BAB.
hey, you know that girl M***** ? She finally had her BABtism after executing all the fuckboys and is now a fully fledged BAB
BABtism by Baw5A$$Biatch April 19, 2020
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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