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Bartting 

is letting out loud and vicious beer farts.
not to be confused with barting which is burping and farting at the same time.
Dude, check out that chick. she just bartted, looks like her boyfriend is going to puke.

In the middle of a manager's meeting, Jen stood up and bartted before telling her boss that she quit.

My car stinks. I think the valet bartted in it.

Having a bart moment is farting and burping at the same time. bartting in the other hand is having beer farts
Bartting by Ucef December 26, 2010
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batting for the other team 

batting for the other team by elf August 23, 2003
to spend hours upon hours in the Glenn G Bartle library (at Binghamton University), usually during midterms or finals week. Some students (usually asian) bartle year-round. Usually results in fatigue, procrastination, and insanity.
Desiree: Hey Anna, are you bartling?
Anna: Yeah, I've been bartling all night! I'm in the Hebrew section, come join!
Bartling by bearCat December 17, 2012

bratting 

Being a brat. Involves childish teasing, pranks, and other naughtiness from spanko bottoms, with the intent of provoking a top.
She kept bratting all evening until she finally got a good spanking.
bratting by euphemizer September 20, 2014

Clam Batting 

When a third lesbian slams her clit into the thigh of another lesbian already engaged in scissoring forming the shape of a "T".
"Monica and Jessie were scissoring, but Toni had to go Clam Batting because her breath was stank, yo"
Clam Batting by Wild turkey 81 September 2, 2013
this is when you stay up late studying in Bartley hall at Villanova University. It resembles a really shitty party so it's Bartying instead of partying.
"Yo I was up all night Bartying my ass off last night" "That sucks you had that much work"
Bartying by Standing Novation November 30, 2011

Batting Above His Average 

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)
Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!
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