BALOF or balof, pron. Bay-Lahf
A woman's face, or the woman who possesses such a face, that is a highly suitable recipient for a man's semen/ejaculation, i.e., an acronym for Blow A Load On Face. A woman with such a quality, particularly with interest and/or enthusiasm for the act, is for many men the holy grail of mating.
Meant in a flattering sense as opposed to misogynistic, considering that blowing your load on a beautiful face is one of the more sublime experiences in a man's life.
A woman's face, or the woman who possesses such a face, that is a highly suitable recipient for a man's semen/ejaculation, i.e., an acronym for Blow A Load On Face. A woman with such a quality, particularly with interest and/or enthusiasm for the act, is for many men the holy grail of mating.
Meant in a flattering sense as opposed to misogynistic, considering that blowing your load on a beautiful face is one of the more sublime experiences in a man's life.
man 1: BALOF alert! <indicates hot chick>
man 2: Aww, yeahh.
or
man 1: Now, what you got right there is a balof, is what you got right there.
man 2: That's what I'm talkin' bout.
man 2: Aww, yeahh.
or
man 1: Now, what you got right there is a balof, is what you got right there.
man 2: That's what I'm talkin' bout.
by zimbob December 9, 2008
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Get the baloney ring mug.Means war head or father at war. A royal name given to a village's war head. Can't be defeated or conquered. Derived from Yoruba land (Baba logun-father at war) = (Balogun).. Not an ordinary name to toy with
That young agile man is the son of the Balogun of this kingdom. He's just as brace as the Balogun himself
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