Balo is the divine dog of Empress Brixhilda and the sole heir to the Russian Empire decleard by her majesty herself. Currently Balo is the Pope of the Brixhildian faith and uppon his succesion when the Divine Empress Brixhilda transcends do the supreme godess he shall declare the Russian Empire as a Holy Empire where everyone shall worship her misstress. He is Brixhildas most trusted servant.
Omg look its the Holy Pope Balo the I
Ohhhh look at those beautifull brown eyes trurly divine.
The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.
2. Movie
A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.
3. Situation/Person/Decision
See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!
2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!