Partial lyrics from Lovindeer - Panty Size
One time me used to have a pen pal,
A very
well educated
gal,
We write each other for a year and a half,
Still she no send me no photograph,
So one day me pay her a little visit,
She wasn't at
home so me wait a bit,
Round the back to
kill some time,
There was a laundry on the line,
Right beside the blouse and the rag,
I man buck up on a bingo bag!
Lord!
Me no want, me no want no girl in a bingo bag.
Me no want, me no want no girl in a bingo bag.
Lord!