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The most shit a human could ever want the leader of all drug dealers and will be trillionares in the future building skyscapers and shit wiv diamond led by sinekan,ali and mahdi
THOMAS:where the fuck dyu work?
sinekan veeehwegweygerygeyufryufyuguysgyu:i work in the BADS
THOMAS:u wot mate
sinekan veeehwegweygerygeyufryufyuguysgyu:The BAD'S
THOMAS:no fucking way ,here take my shop and my money and my wife and my house.
bads by weedforaliving December 19, 2017
A female that could hypnotize you in seconds usually found Walking through the casinos in Vegas.
Hey check her out, Awh she Bads!!!!
Bads by Briolo July 24, 2020
Big Ass Drawls. Worn by fat chicks.
Damn, whose BADs is these?!
BADs by the locsta February 14, 2008

baked bads 

Muffins, or other bakery, created from the following ingredients: potato chips, soda, lemon juice, and worms. More generally, a terrible food concoction that makes you sick. Comes from the episode "Applebuck Season" of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
Nurse: It was a mishap with some of the baked goods.
Pinkie Pie: No, not baked goods, baked bads.
baked bads by grueislurking May 5, 2011

grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.
After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.
grave bads by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018

onion lake bads 

A girl who parties every weekend kissing their friends' boyfriends or fucking them. They're more fake than their eyebrows and you should never trust an ol bad because she backstabs you sooner or later. Usually every guy wants them because they know how easy she is but she usually will always cheat on him at the next party she finds. Never trust an ol bad because they take your clothes and won't give them back
Guy 1, "she's easy, I'm going to grow feelings for her and then I'll get cheated on but I'll keep going back to her bc she's easy"
Guy 2, "can I share?"
Guy 3, "yes me too"

Guy 1, "must be onion lake bads"
Guy 2, "he/she is!"

Girl 1, "she just kissed my boyfriend and we were friends"
Girl 2, "must be an ol bad"
onion lake bads by Thing696969 April 23, 2014
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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