grubecnerwal's definitions

bingeus interruptus

When you're about 3 episodes into a night of your most recent tv series gluttony and someone calls, that you can't ignore, temporarily sidetracking your binge.

We were fast into the re-rustling scene in yellowstone, when Ned called to ask whether there were any finger prickers left at home, causing a major bingeus interruptus.

by grubecnerwal February 4, 2021

dufuss

A dope, idiot, dummy. It's used not so much as a deep condemnation of character, as commentary of an incident or discrete act. And, meant to disparage the person at that moment for what occurred.

I appreciate that on yahoo it was noted that it's necessarily a mean thing to say

also dufus..........dufəs

I am such a dufuss. Every year I forget my Irish Aunt Trish's birthday, and have to ask my mother-in-law if it's exactly on St Patrick's day.

Happy birthday Trish

by grubecnerwal July 22, 2016

Vegetism

Discriminating against certain vegetables for no apparent reason.

The cadet, in a traditional example of vegetism, was placed in CMC for cutting his romaine lettuce with a knife, knowing full well only iceberg is allowed to be so cut.

by grubecnerwal October 8, 2021

grave bads

The opposite of "grave goods", which are items buried with someone who's died, to accompany them in the afterlife.

Grave bads are the items people start gifting or regifting to family and friends as they get older, trying to simplify their lives, unhoard their homes, and generally realize you can't take it with you, and it's not worth keeping. Though not fully ready for the trash, so they find a home for it in you.

After a full and industrious life, Lawrence had assembled scads of tools, art, and other comforting sundries. But rather than give them away as burdensome grave bads, he loaded them on his boat, set sail with his last breaths and lit himself and all of it on fire.

by grubecnerwal November 28, 2018

nonagenarity

The abstract noun of nonagenarian. The act or quality of being a nonagenarian, or in their 90s.

I look forward to loving my Dad in his nonagenarity, ever agile, ever compassionate, a hero called NonaMan and an inspiration.

by grubecnerwal November 17, 2021

maeverino

A term of endearment sparked from the cosmos in Florida by her grandfather. Similar phonics to the original "maeveroni", but evolved through the magic of older age.

As Maeve entered the house her energy was quickly noted by Opa who noticed her maeverino.

by grubecnerwal April 7, 2021

Bidener

A person who denies the biology of aging in writing off the failing physical behaviors of older people under stress and subject to constant observation. Essentially denying the truth and inviting risk in soliciting reliance on four more years of having such a person a position of extreme power

So many Bideners, both intelligent, and ignorant, seem to believe that the Presidents mental decline and slips are accidental, that Joe, for all his legendary civic servuce, has four more years in his psuedo-imoortality.

by grubecnerwal June 5, 2024