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BABE GAUGE 

The BABE GAUGE is the process or system used to rate a female on a 1-10 point scale to determine beauty. Points are divided into 4 specific areas and a total is achieved by adding the points to gauge the beauty of a woman according to her attributes, features, and/or attitude.

- The first THREE point set is used to rate a woman from the top of her head to the top of her shoulders. (from zero to three)

- The second THREE point set is used to rate a woman from the top of her shoulders to the top of her hips. (from zero to three)

- The third THREE point set is used to rate a woman from the top of her hips to the bottom of her feet. (from zero to three)

- The final ONE point is used at the discreation of the person rating the woman. This point can be awarded for attitude or for that attractive attribute that you just cant put your finger on. It is awarded or withheld at your discretion. (from zero to one)

Any and all points are awarded or witheld according to your personal preferences. BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER.

Once you have awarded points to each of the aforementioned sections, simply add them together to get a complete and accurate beauty rating.

Half points, veriations, and modifications to the Babe Guage are done according to personal preferences to suit your needs and desires. MAKE IT WORK FOR YOU!
Lets use the BABE GAUGE to rate your Mom. Nice hair, pretty face, lazy eye, and great smile. I'd say shes a 2 on top. She has a fit tight stomach, healthy chest and a rather nice tan. I'd give her a 3 on the mid section. She has a large butt, skinny legs, and pretty nasty feet. I'd give her a 1 on the bottom. Shes got a great personality, but she thinks shes better looking than she really is so I withhold any other points. Your mom is a 6. Not Bad!.......Not goood, but still not bad.
BABE GAUGE by Bubbacop February 18, 2009
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A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026