Tom: Dude, I just got the sweetest B.J., she did it like a pro
Jack: Oh really? Who was it, I want some of that B.J. action
Tom: Dude...it was your mom
Jack: ?!
by ihearthead July 30, 2011
An extremely douchy guy who intializes his name to this lame attempt to appear cool. These creatures are found usually in small towns in central Texas who frequent meth houses expecting free meth . The worst thing these guys do is make their grandmother say B.J whenever she sees him . Shameful.
Hey is B.J. coming over for Christmas dinner ?
I hope not my children and Grandma Ellie will be here ... I can't bear to hear them say B.J.on our saviors birthday .
by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022
Short term for Blowjob-which is the sucking of a man's penis
by kevin November 1, 2003
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by axjbalsjfhboqlidfuhb December 3, 2019
stands for Begeejuz, basically a bedazzled Jesus.
Person one: What does B.J mean?
Person two: Sound it out
Person one: Oh, I know. It means Begeejuz, doesn't it?
Person two: Okay...
by ZBAVA May 13, 2009
man that B.J. is pimpin
by joe June 5, 2003
A suitable alternative for sex while your girlfriend/wife is menstruating also known as a blow job. More specifically as a counter to a woman who uses her period (Aunt Flo)as an excuse to avoid sex.
"I don't care if Aunt Flo is in town as long as she brought Uncle B.J."
by Saltine Nachos February 21, 2009