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Tom: Dude, I just got the sweetest B.J., she did it like a pro
Jack: Oh really? Who was it, I want some of that B.J. action
Tom: Dude...it was your mom
Jack: ?!
B.J. by ihearthead July 31, 2011
Words you can keep
what your mom gave me last night
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b.j. by axjbalsjfhboqlidfuhb December 3, 2019
An extremely douchy guy who intializes his name to this lame attempt to appear cool. These creatures are found usually in small towns in central Texas who frequent meth houses expecting free meth . The worst thing these guys do is make their grandmother say B.J whenever she sees him . Shameful.
Hey is B.J. coming over for Christmas dinner ?
I hope not my children and Grandma Ellie will be here ... I can't bear to hear them say B.J.on our saviors birthday .
B.J. by Upyerkilt333 January 12, 2022
B&J, is commonly used to refer to the popular ice cream brand Ben & Jerry's
Hey bro, you want a B&J?
Nah, I'm good
B&J by Tinafey-fromtheway March 18, 2017
Short term for Blowjob-which is the sucking of a man's penis
Yo, wanna give me a B.J.
B.J by kevin November 1, 2003
pronounced "be-zjh" or "bee-jh" - referring to a males penis.
Sarah asked Joan "Did you see Kevin's b'j in those tight jeans?"
b'j by Dr. RZR March 9, 2009
stands for Begeejuz, basically a bedazzled Jesus.
Person one: What does B.J mean?
Person two: Sound it out
Person one: Oh, I know. It means Begeejuz, doesn't it?
Person two: Okay...
B.J by ZBAVA May 13, 2009
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