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BOYCOTT ALL Q-TIPS because......... and if you don’t know why you’re sexist, homophobic, transphobic, elephant-phobic, hydrophobic, perry the platipus phobic (guy from pheas and ferb) etc.
Buesghs: sometimes I don’t wanna br happy don’t hold it against me
joe Biden: ong cuteee anyways stan Nicki manji B.A.Q
B.A.Q by Youoyo March 17, 2021
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Pulling a B.Q

Lying about the amount of alcohol consumed. Not being fully honest about cocaine use.
Brad: "Just had a couple last night"

Other friend who was there, "Man last night brad drank a case, sniffed a bunch of cocaine."

This is pulling a b.q

Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q 

THIS IS THE FINAL STAGE OF BOREDOM!!!! ONCE YOU HAVE TYPED THE QWERTY KEYBOARD ACROSS AND BACKWARDS AS WELL AS DO THAT SIDEWAYS AND SIDEWAYS BACKWARDS, BUT THAT'S NOT ALL YOU STILL HAVE TO ADD THE SPACES IN BETWEEN EACH LETTER. THEN ONCE YOU DO ALL THAT YOU HAVE ACHIEVED GOD LEVEL!!!!!!
Person#1:Do you know that girl that typed Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q into the urban dictonary?

Me:*SCREAMS AND FLASHBACKS TO EXACTLY WHEN I TYPED Q W E R T Y U I O P A S D F G H J K L Z X C V B N M M N B V C X Z L K J H G F D S A P O I U Y T R E W Q Q A Z W S X E D C R F V T G B Y H N U J M I K O L P P L O K I M J U N H Y B G T V F R C D E X S W Z A Q INTO THE URBAN DICTIONARY*

Person#1:*confused*

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A 

Z Y X W V U T S R Q P O N M L K J I H G H I G F E D C B A

G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T 

Benji is a G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T!
G.Q.U.A.S.B.O.A.T by G.O.A.T February 23, 2003

Q.A.L.A.L.B. 

"Take a shot with us."
"Naw."
"Q.A.L.A.L.B."
Q.A.L.A.L.B. by S.M.C. L.P. July 7, 2018

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The sensation of bashing the space bar is satisfying. Otherwise, you are bored. Good luck curing it. You're too deep in.
z a q 1 2 w s x 3 e d c 4 r f v b g t 5 6 y h n 7 u j m k I 8 9 o l p 0 is the only thing curing my boredom.