b.a.d.s

An acronym for Big Ass Draws. A form of ladies underwear, large in size, typically worn during a woman's menstrual cycle or during times where a string up her ass is not comforting.

Girl #1: I can't wear yoga pants today.

Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Aunt Flow came last night, so I gotta wear my b.a.d.s.

by BestAnonEver July 14, 2011

B.A.D.S.

phonetically pronounced ('badz), the acronym stands for Boot And Dump Stain. It is created when one person projectile vomits and defecates upon another person (presumably in retaliation for some offense), creating an unmistakable residue. Often, receiving a B.A.D.S. will induce one to vomit and/or defecate upon oneself. It is the ultimate insult in any situation.

Just once I'd love to give my boss the ol' B.A.D.S., before I quit.

by Phats December 15, 2008

B.L.A.D.'s

20 inch or larger chrome car wheel rims.

Big pimpin' on B.L.A.D.'s
Jay-Z

by Mozaic August 20, 2006

S.D.A.B

When a girl is being a salty dumb-ass bitch.

Our S.D.A.B of the day is Tonya

by Dejaysmith March 9, 2015

I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D

I just wanna get back together and fuck you sometime soon and also love you which I kinda might already do

Hey I.J.W.G.B.T.A.F.Y.S.S.B.A.L.Y.W.I.K.M.A.D what do you think?

by A.person.with.thoughts September 18, 2020

G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

'Gunna Do Something A Bit Silly' Syndrome
from the book 'Around Ireland with a fridge' by Tony Hawks

"alas, i had been struck down with what phychoanalysts refer to as G.D.S.A.B.S syndrome

by MaxZEro October 1, 2005

D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

Double anal balls deep butt sex with black dudes. A definite 10 on the gay scale.

Even that super gay can't handle the D.A.B.D.B.S.W.B.D.

by Jack the Vagina Ripper July 24, 2010