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dayglo abortions 

One of the first Canadian punk bands, starting in 1979 in Victoria, BC. Still tour today all over Canada and get just as crazy, hardcore and drunk as always.
"Hey, I got pissed with the Dayglo Abortions after the show!"
dayglo abortions by Peter K March 16, 2005

auctions 

to bid and or place a bid on a item up for sale
today in California the auctions are going to be spectacular
Intense desire for an object or person; often an irrational preoccupation.
Dude, I'm totally azurated with that blonde chick with the checker tights.
Azuration by Liquid Velvet February 10, 2004

Aquationship 

More than an acquaintance but not a relationship. Less than a friend but with the benefits.
Marques and Elaine had an aquationship. She thought it was more than physical because it was consistent.
Aquationship by Marques Adriane December 12, 2008

Auctions4U

A Superb Auction Channel with your favorite YouTube host Tee. Auctions4u offers many Wholesale and Bulk Lots up to fellow resellers as well as some one off collectible and new items. Airs on YouTube several times a week with some awesome guests including Donatella Botolino Robin Because She Shed Chris the Goose Patdees72 and more.
We bought some AWESOME Lots on Auctions4U.
Auctions4U by Auctions4U July 12, 2020

manditory abortions 

The brilliant idea founded by a great thinker who went by the internet alias "normalboy"; stating that abortions should be manditory in order to 1) bring down the population, 2) decrease the rate of idiots that roam the planet, and 3) to anger absolutely anyone who found abortions to be wrong.
"I'm tellin ya, if we had manditory abortions, we wouldn't have all these idiots for presidents, and not to mention all the japoseurs would be gone. :D"
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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