Aztec Warrior

Man pulls out womans tampon using his teeth then repeatedly shakes his head violently so blood is splattered onto his face resembling the war paint of an Aztec Warrior.

So, my friend was tellin me how he was at a party drunk and he did the Aztec Warrior with his girlfriend. Totally disgusting.

Aztec Warrior by JWR April 2, 2007

Aztec Warrior

These are warriors from the ancient times in mexico who posseses the ability to accomplish great physical feats. They are sound in body and mind. A modern example of such is exemplified in Jeremiah. This warrior can rip any humans spine out through their ass and not even try to.
Usually thier moto is "Fuck with us and well put you to rest cus we don't fuck around, disrespect me and its a must you die, don't give a fuck cus is smokin to the brain and im feelin high you wanna talk shit ese dont even try "

Holy shit jeremiah is a fuken aztec warrior.

Aztec Warrior by Quactemoc April 21, 2006

Aztec Warrior

n. slang for the male member peniscockdick, used by people of mexican descent

"bitch, lay down and get ready for my asztec warrior"

Aztec Warrior by Sr. Dick November 16, 2003

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Aztec Warrior

Male person running around wearing nothing but some eagle or jaguar mask and swinging a lenght of wood with sharp pieces of obsidian in it.
No wonder the spanish beat the crap out of them.

Aztec Warrior: "Die Spanish pig!"
Spanish soldier: *BLAM* (kills aztec warrior dead)

Aztec Warrior by theGreenBunny May 23, 2003

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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