(adj): A word used to describe someone who is very awkward, or a situation that is so incredibly awkward that it earns the title "awkalicious." This word is often used by the sleafs of bry (unicorn, x10, nock, becbec). It can basically be used in any situation. Also, invented by x10 and becbec, "awkalicious definition make dem sleafs go loco."
OMG sleafs, that is SUCH an awkalicious situation!! I can't believe he said that!!
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!