Awkward Situation

The after effects of when someone does something stupid or embarrassing to impress.

Craig tried it on with all the cheerleaders. The awkward situation came out.

Awkward Situation by thumpturtle March 16, 2011

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Awkward Boner Situation (ABS)

when you get a semi or a full on boner at the wrong time

AWKWARD BONER SITUATION (ABS) Example:-

Theme: A Couple sat on a bench

Person1 says: hey let's go for a walk
Person2 says: Oh crap, hold up
Person1 says: whats up?
Person2 says: My ABS just kicked in

Awkward Boner Situation (ABS) by BigTyrone80 July 22, 2020

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akward arm situation

When you are on a plane, in a movie theater, etc. and there is only one arm rest and you and the person sitting next to you both want it.

Jane was in the movie theater on Monday night and there was a man sitting next to her. They both wanted the arm rest.

A classic akward arm situation.

akward arm situation by hh disney freak June 6, 2010

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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