A word created by D.C meaning an Awkward Moment. This word eventually transformed into just meaning awkward but since awkmo is a cooler word we use awkmo instead of awk :D
"Woah what a hot guy!"
"Dude... that's my brother..."
"... How awkmo..."
a situation in which someone feels incredibly uncomfortable due to awkwardness he or she is witnessing, also, the simple gesture of launching an imaginary bomb in the case of sufficiently awkward situations among people
Amanda: Woah, look how awkward they are being!
Leah: Awkbomb 2k11 baby...
Leah: Well, that was awkward.
Amanda: (simply gesturing the throwing of the bomb, as if it were a ball to the other person, while accounting for the wind) I'm launching the awkbomb!
Akwood is when a guy gets a boner for no reason in an awkward situation. Awkwood occurs especially when one is sitting down or tired, and suddenly has to go somewhere or get up. Usually, it is noticed suddenly with incredibly bad timing.
Etymology:
“wood” stems from uses such as “morning wood” to indicate a hardened phallus.
“Awk” stems from Awkward, which is a key component of awkwood.
1. I was asked to point out a city on the map in history, but i had a bad case of awkwood and refused to get up out of my seat.
2. I fell asleep in class and couldn't stand up and leave for the bell because i had awkwood.
3. My girlfriend dumped me because i had awkwood when i met her mom.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.