Definitions by Dardude

Awkwood 

Akwood is when a guy gets a boner for no reason in an awkward situation. Awkwood occurs especially when one is sitting down or tired, and suddenly has to go somewhere or get up. Usually, it is noticed suddenly with incredibly bad timing.

Etymology:
“wood” stems from uses such as “morning wood” to indicate a hardened phallus.
“Awk” stems from Awkward, which is a key component of awkwood.

1. I was asked to point out a city on the map in history, but i had a bad case of awkwood and refused to get up out of my seat.

2. I fell asleep in class and couldn't stand up and leave for the bell because i had awkwood.

3. My girlfriend dumped me because i had awkwood when i met her mom.

Awkwood by Dardude January 23, 2006