used to describe something that only these mortal words can convey, something that comes from the literal heavens, something that mortal men crave for, something that could cause total warfare around the world just for it.
Example
Guy 1: "dude, that's like epic awesome-sauce on a plate of bodacious!"
Guy 2: "shut up"
Something that is lightyears beyond being able to be described as awesome because it is so epic. Pretty much if something is this awesome, it is win. For reference, pretty much this can only describe one person in the world. Pretty much the only living thing known to this universe that can be described as this is Sam. End of Discusion.
Of course Sam's going to get that job. She's so epically awesome the manager would have to be a complete imbecille to not give it to her.
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.