To be said or shouted when somthing/some one is is better than awesome, so much so that said item could well be compared to that oh so special variety of canned awesomness.
all canned awesomness comes in cans with ringpulls, as not everyone carries a can opener with them.
Created by El Tom of Barton

When some little bitchboy is acting like a little tiny pee pee poo poo baby and messing up the group plans.

A catagory of awesome which is without a use by date and will always be awesome no matter how long since you last thought of it. Everytime its opened it has a fresh awesome'ny zest.