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Awkwardometer

The mental gauge one uses to sense how awkward a situation is. Like a speedometer but gauges awkwardness.
Person A: Why did Jim ask that girl out? It's obvious she thinks he's a huge tool.
Person B: Yeah that was really weird.
Person A: He has no awkwardometer.
Awkwardometer by Manderson April 1, 2008
Related Words

awkwarsome 

when a situation with an awesome friend suddenly becomes hilariously awkward
The conversation I was having started out good but became totally awkwarsome
awkwarsome by Rian Dee-hawn April 26, 2010

awkwardsome 

A person, a pet, a situation, a photograph or an idea that is both awkward and awesome.
"Did you see that TV clip about a donkey parasailing at a beach in Mexico? Awkwardsome!"

overheard at a watercooler on Madison Avenue in Manhattan on March 31, 2011
awkwardsome by PRwiz101 April 21, 2011