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Avalon Centrifuge

Avalon Centrifuge is a character introduced in LittleBigPlanet 2. He is a well known face in the science sector, as the inventor of science itself, and of ingenious furry inventions, robots disguised as animals. He is the Creator Curator and dictator of Avalonia, a city in the skies that he treats as labs and as home.

Avalon is a small statured man with a body type similar to that of Sackboy's, even up to the seams in his head. He has a big pink nose and a thick ginger mustache coming out of it. His hair is curly and ginger, styled in a mullet, but he does have a bald spot. His skin is pink, however his eyes are constantly covered by a pair of dark red shades with white frames. He has a portable mic around his head that connects to a belt around his waist. His clothes are very "disco" and feature a pair of tight white pants and a white jacket that reveals his bare chest which is very hairy in a tuft of unkept ginger hair.

Credits: LittleBigPlanet Wiki
Clive Handforth: Hello Science Face.

Avalon Centrifuge: That's Avalon Centrifuge to you!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Hey Kiddo! Welcome to the triumphant manifestation of my transcendence.

I call it home.

That's enough! It's business time.

Ace, the time has come for you to learn the ways of The Machines.

You shall become a pilot.

I shall lead us to victory, and you shall be my Number 2!

Larry Da Vinci: Now see here Avalon, I am the leader of the Alliance.

We've talked about this.

Avalon Centrifuge: The Negativitron may attack at any moment: Nothing is more important than defending Avalonia.

Larry Da Vinci: And Craftworld.

Avalon Centrifuge: And Craftworld. We must me prepared. Clive?

Clive Handforth: Yes Mr. Science?

Avalon Centrifuge: Fetch my Tall Orange Mochaccino. I've got a brain thinking to do.

Clive Handforth: Oh.
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