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auto blu 

Auto Blu is a very hated Italian trash song by Shiva, that everyone jokes about.
2008 guys with a stereo: “AuTo BlU cOrRo CoN Il MiO FrA LeI mEsSa Lì Io MeSsO lÀ NoN tOrNaRe In CiTtà”
auto blu by Mara Venier June 8, 2020
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Auto blu 

Auto blu is a very hated italian trash song by Shiva, that everyone jokes about
2008 guy with a stereo:”auto blu corro con il mio fra lei messa lì io messo là non tornare in città BRUM BRUM”
Auto blu by Mara Venier June 8, 2020

Auto blu 

Auto blu is a very hated italian trash song by shiva, that everyone jokes about.

If you have to go to the bathroom, listen to it!
2008 guy with a stereo: “auto bluu corro con il mio fraa lei messa lì io messo là non tornare in città, BRUM BRUM”
Auto blu by Mara Venier June 8, 2020

auto-blumpkin 

To suck yourself off while dropping a deuce. See blumpkin.
Everyday at 5:00 PM Tom gives himself a salary auto-blumpkin at work.
auto-blumpkin by milfhunter37 November 3, 2003

auto blumpkano 

The act of giving oneself a blumpkin.
Did you hear about Matt last night? Heard he got so drunk he gave himself an auto blumpkano!
auto blumpkano by pigy_G December 15, 2010

Auto-blumpkin 

The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce
"Why is Ian taking so long?"

"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"

Auto-blumpkin by automblumpkinitis January 19, 2008

Autoblumpkin 

A blumpkin that is given to oneself, usually while taking a shit. When you suck and/or masturbate your dick; waiting for the climax to push the turd out. Gives an extra sense of stimulation.
yo meehan, go give yourself an autoblumpkin in your moms bathroom.
Autoblumpkin by The Meehan October 17, 2009
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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