Auto Vampire

Someone who enjoys drinking his or her own blood, often by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood. This practice is known as "auto vampirism". See Auto Vampirism.

He's been diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome and is an auto vampire.

Auto Vampire by MarlfoxSH August 19, 2009

Auto Vampirism 

Cases in which an individual enjoys drinking his or her own blood, such as by deliberately wounding him/herself at the base of the tongue in order to suck at these wounds and swallow the blood.

This can be one of the symptoms of Renfield's Syndrome, (named after Stoker's character) AKA clinical vampirism.

Although he's diagnosed with Renfield's Syndrome, he's into auto vampirism instead of ingesting someone else's blood.

Auto Vampirism by MarlfoxSH August 19, 2009

autovampire 

An autovampire is a person who enjoys sucking blood, like a vampire, but unlike a vampire, they suck their own blood.

An autovampire can be a person who bites the inside of their cheek or lip simply out of thirst, or sucks the blood out of thier own wounds.

autovampire by autovampire November 8, 2006

autovampirism 

Autovampirism is the act of one being attracted to tasting or licking their own blood. Particularly could bite the tip of their tongue and take up the blood or take the blood of a partner during intimacy.

"so does he have any kinks?"

"He's really pulling the vampire card on me."

"So... Autovampirism?"

autovampirism by _ssssssss_0 July 11, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019