Autist

Someone who breaks their computer mousepad

Ex: Theodore broke his mousepad, he is Autist

by abys33 September 10, 2018

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autistic

relating to or affected by autism.

Autistic people aren't allowed in discord servers

by tacooo cat May 17, 2018

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An evolved form that a high functioning autistic person obtains when they are shown TMNT, Naruto, Kung Fu Panda, or Dragon Ball.
After learning the combat style of which ever cartoon/anime they were shown, they will immediately go and beat the shit out of all the school bullies.

Martial Autists are extremely deadly, armed or unarmed. You'll be much better off avoiding any fights with them

by Pokedex #184 February 4, 2020

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con autist

A person who publicly identifies as autistic, especially on social media, because it is trendy to wear an identity crisis like a badge of honor. Con autists typically suffer from hypochondria and conceal ulterior motives.

Spike: Have you noticed all these Instagram influencers talking about being autistic nowadays? There are ADHD and even schizophrenia influencers, too. Whose bright idea was it to market personality types as legitimate mental illnesses?
Jet: Yeah, you know the pharmaceutical industry makes a fortune daily by convincing people that they're crazy. Classic con artists.
Spike: More like con autists...
Jet: It's a sign of the times!

by Aethertigris March 25, 2023

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