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Australopithecus afarensis 

A mythical creature that Batman often rides into battle against Godzilla, standing approximately 43m tall and weighing 17 tonnes the Australopithecus afarensis is surprisingly stealthy and has been known to inhabit suburban gardens where it lives on a diet of small insects and dirt.

We need to get rid of that damn Australopithecus afarensis in the garden, the thing kept me up all night rooting the dog and looking for bugs - and I don't even like bugs.

Australopithecus afarensis 

Australopithecus a-far-en-sisuh-fah-ren-sis

1. An extinct species of early hominid whose fossil remains were discovered in Ethiopia and have been dated at between 3.5 and 4 million years of age.

2. A fossil belonging to this species.

3. Also Colon, the last descendant of the Australopithecus afarensis. His physical characteristics are no different from his ancestors 3 million years ago. He has a bipedal knee structure, and molars of human style and relative size, but small skulls. Due to the small skull, he has a brain of only around 375 to 500 cc. Shockingly retarded but for some reason thinks he is intelligent and can be very cocky at times.

He's almost as retarded as that Australopithecus afarensis.

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026