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Australopithecus afarensis
A mythical creature that Batman often rides into battle against Godzilla, standing approximately 43m tall and weighing 17 tonnes the Australopithecus afarensis is surprisingly stealthy and has been known to inhabit suburban gardens where it lives on a diet of small insects and dirt.
We need to get rid of that damn Australopithecus afarensis in the garden, the thing kept me up all night rooting the dog and looking for bugs - and I don't even like bugs.
Australopithecus afarensis by Deleted User January 8, 2007
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Australopithecus afarensis
Australopithecus a-far-en-sisuh-fah-ren-sis
1. An extinct species of early hominid whose fossil remains were discovered in Ethiopia and have been dated at between 3.5 and 4 million years of age.
2. A fossil belonging to this species.
3. Also Colon, the last descendant of the Australopithecus afarensis. His physical characteristics are no different from his ancestors 3 million years ago. He has a bipedal knee structure, and molars of human style and relative size, but small skulls. Due to the small skull, he has a brain of only around 375 to 500 cc. Shockingly retarded but for some reason thinks he is intelligent and can be very cocky at times.
1. An extinct species of early hominid whose fossil remains were discovered in Ethiopia and have been dated at between 3.5 and 4 million years of age.
2. A fossil belonging to this species.
3. Also Colon, the last descendant of the Australopithecus afarensis. His physical characteristics are no different from his ancestors 3 million years ago. He has a bipedal knee structure, and molars of human style and relative size, but small skulls. Due to the small skull, he has a brain of only around 375 to 500 cc. Shockingly retarded but for some reason thinks he is intelligent and can be very cocky at times.
Australopithecus afarensis by qerffeargg September 15, 2006
stove
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
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Walky-Talky
A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha”
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
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Hardo
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Hardo by Thuhkilluh September 4, 2014
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