australopithecus 

an australopithecus is an ape who was so lucky it became a human

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Dear australopithecus,
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australopithecus by π=3.14159265358979323846 November 26, 2021

Australopithecus afarensis 

A mythical creature that Batman often rides into battle against Godzilla, standing approximately 43m tall and weighing 17 tonnes the Australopithecus afarensis is surprisingly stealthy and has been known to inhabit suburban gardens where it lives on a diet of small insects and dirt.

We need to get rid of that damn Australopithecus afarensis in the garden, the thing kept me up all night rooting the dog and looking for bugs - and I don't even like bugs.

Australopithecus afarensis by Deleted User January 8, 2007

Australopithecus afarensis 

Australopithecus a-far-en-sisuh-fah-ren-sis

1. An extinct species of early hominid whose fossil remains were discovered in Ethiopia and have been dated at between 3.5 and 4 million years of age.

2. A fossil belonging to this species.

3. Also Colon, the last descendant of the Australopithecus afarensis. His physical characteristics are no different from his ancestors 3 million years ago. He has a bipedal knee structure, and molars of human style and relative size, but small skulls. Due to the small skull, he has a brain of only around 375 to 500 cc. Shockingly retarded but for some reason thinks he is intelligent and can be very cocky at times.

He's almost as retarded as that Australopithecus afarensis.

Australopithecus afarensis by qerffeargg September 15, 2006