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Australopithecus afarensis
A mythical creature that Batman often rides into battle against Godzilla, standing approximately 43m tall and weighing 17 tonnes the Australopithecus afarensis is surprisingly stealthy and has been known to inhabit suburban gardens where it lives on a diet of small insects and dirt.
We need to get rid of that damn Australopithecus afarensis in the garden, the thing kept me up all night rooting the dog and looking for bugs - and I don't even like bugs.
Australopithecus afarensis by Deleted User January 8, 2007
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Australopithecus afarensis
Australopithecus a-far-en-sisuh-fah-ren-sis
1. An extinct species of early hominid whose fossil remains were discovered in Ethiopia and have been dated at between 3.5 and 4 million years of age.
2. A fossil belonging to this species.
3. Also Colon, the last descendant of the Australopithecus afarensis. His physical characteristics are no different from his ancestors 3 million years ago. He has a bipedal knee structure, and molars of human style and relative size, but small skulls. Due to the small skull, he has a brain of only around 375 to 500 cc. Shockingly retarded but for some reason thinks he is intelligent and can be very cocky at times.
1. An extinct species of early hominid whose fossil remains were discovered in Ethiopia and have been dated at between 3.5 and 4 million years of age.
2. A fossil belonging to this species.
3. Also Colon, the last descendant of the Australopithecus afarensis. His physical characteristics are no different from his ancestors 3 million years ago. He has a bipedal knee structure, and molars of human style and relative size, but small skulls. Due to the small skull, he has a brain of only around 375 to 500 cc. Shockingly retarded but for some reason thinks he is intelligent and can be very cocky at times.
Australopithecus afarensis by qerffeargg September 15, 2006
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026
prickup
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable