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Australian Internet 

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australian internet 

A flaming pile of dog shit
Guy 1: it is taking forever to download that file
Guy 2: Yeah we have Australian internet
Guy 1: well shit

Australian internet 

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth
Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet

Australian international school

The Australian international school is a SCHOOL. (MIND BLOW)
Person 1:That girl goes to the Australian International School!
Person 2:Is that a school?

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026