One bites the concrete curb. The Australian mafia brings 7 kangaroos to each individually stomp ones head into paste on the curb. Then the kangaroos could consume the mutilated corpse and the Australian performs the sacred ritual involving boomerang penetration.
Ah man my friend Chris just got Australian Curb Stomped.
by Widened.urethra July 24, 2018
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