Austinomics 

The philosophy that if you can obtain items easily with little to no effort they become inherently worthless.

1: I believe in Austinomics and do not want you Mending 1 Enchantment Book.
2: I Think this idea of Austinomics is detrimental to our Minecraft Economy.

Austinomics by Kayup June 15, 2021

The Autonomics

A band based out of Portland, OR, consisting of Dan Pattenburg on guitar and vocals, and twin brothers Vaughn Leikam on bass and Evan Leikam on drums and percussion. They have released one EP, Good Luck and Medicine and as of April 2011 they are working on their second. Genre is rock, blues, and alternative blend.

Dude, I saw The Autonomics last night. They are great performers, and their music is mind blowing.

The Autonomics by Jo Claire April 26, 2011

Von-St. Aubinomics 

Developed by the great M. Von St. Aubin, Von-St. Aubinomics (Now knows as the VSA5) are a set of 5 Postulates that can explain any news story. They can also provide a foundation for understanding events in your personal life, well… his personal life anyway. The first three deal directly with understanding news, the final two speak to personal life, and they only apply to M. Von St. Aubin himself. 
When asked why he included Postulate 4 and 5 if they only apply to him, M. Von St. Aubin replied simply: “cuz I want the gub-ment to know that I know.”
 
The VSA5 in their entirety:
Postulate 1: The Government is not to be trusted, thus ALL government data are lies.
Postulate 2: The laws of Supply and Demand are hogwash; they are two completely unrelated phenomenon.
Postulate 3: All big business (e.g. Banks, Oil, especially Google) are coconspirators of the government and by extension of Postulate 1, cannot be trusted, and all big business data are also lies.
Postulate 4: My personal information is MINE, and you can’t have it. This holds true even if providing my personal information will have some benefit me financially or to my health.
Postulate 5: Entitlement is the most important right. I should get everything for free.

Dude 1: WTF was that guy talking about?
Dude 2: some crazy shit called Von-St. Aubinomics!

Von-St. Aubinomics by Von St. Aubin March 5, 2011