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Austin Samson

(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.

(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩
STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."
by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021
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