Savagelysalty😂😅😭's definitions

Austin Samson

(1)A lil' bitch whom doesn't have the particular testicular dimensions to face the people he's screwed over.

(2) generic bro whom thinks all women are shit when he's dumped do to him being a manipulative sack of 💩

STRANGER: "hey what's that smell?"
Me* looks a foot
Me: "damn it, I got some Austin Samson on my shoe."

by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 December 2, 2021

HOMIE HOPPER

A "friend" whom slides into the DMs of so called friends exes and significant others to in a way taste the penial glands from their friends.

Oh did you hear? Samson hit up another friends girlfriend

Oh, that darn Homie Hopper

by Savagelysalty😂😅😭 November 9, 2021