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Aunty Lu 

An Asian woman who despises her heritage and ethnic origins, but worships western culture and adheres to white standards of beauty.

She expresses this through different avenues, but she most notably only dates white men (or has much lower standards for white men than for her own kind).

She also refuses to speak her mother tongue, or to acknowledge any ties to her family’s hometown or home country. She will often put down Asian men in public, referring to them as “unattractive”, “too traditional”, or as “too much like a brother to me”.

She inevitably attracts white men with yellow fever who exhibits colonial intentions, and ends up complaining about getting fetishized by them. Those who are tired of getting fetishized might reverse course and go back to her own kind, a phenomenon known as a “Bananarang”.

It is important to note that not all women in WMAF couples are Aunty Lus, but in the US and Anglo countries, most of them are. This is due to the existence of white cultural supremacy combined with a strong historical hatred against Asian males in English speaking western countries.

The male equivalent of the Aunty Lu is the Uncle Chan.

Famous Aunty Lus include: Ali Wong, Wendi Deng, Riko Shitaba
Lucy is a Chinese-American Aunty Lu, here are some of her favorite quotes:

“I could never date an Asian. They’re so unattractive and nerdy. They gross me out.”

“Don’t call me Chinese. I’m American.”

“I think racism is a very important issue, but I don’t have anything against my friends who say Chinese men all have tiny penises”

“I can’t wait to marry my white boyfriend so that I can change my last name to a western one”

“Chinese food is mid. I like Italian and Greek food.”

“Why are all these white guys I date secretly racist and have yellow fever? It’s really putting me off the scene, but I’m only attracted to them so I don’t know what to do.”
Aunty Lu by ebilnoob December 16, 2024

Aunt Lucy 

Slang for LSD, much like a female version of Uncle Cid.
Anyone seen Uncle Cid and Aunt Lucy? I'm bored and thought we could hang out tonight.
Aunt Lucy by moreanonymous April 26, 2008
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