Aunt Ruth 

A person is referred to as an “Aunt Ruth” when they are scheming a situation for personal gain/to take advantage of a situation involving friends and/or family. Considered an insult. A male or female may be called an “Aunt Ruth” if they are found to have developed such a plot to scam, con, or otherwise take advantage of friends or family. Can be used in various contexts to get your point across.

“Are you seriously going to Aunt Ruth us out of our inheritance?”

“Stop being an Aunt Ruth”

“Somebody need to tell Aunt Ruth over here to slow her roll”

“Get yo damn hand out of the cookie jar Aunt Ruth”

Aunt Ruth by Hitch in the giddy up June 22, 2022

“Aunt Ruthie” 

“Aunt Ruthy”; adj., description;
If you are to describe someone as an “Aunt Ruthie”, you are describing a person who complains about the state of their own physical health, a hypochondriac and gives you descriptions, that are quite repugnant, of their inexhaustible lists of ailments, and the disgusting attributes associated with them.

Karen goes on and on about her disgusting ailments, what an “Aunt Ruthie”!

“Aunt Ruthie” by LT. ZEE August 17, 2019

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016