Augustana University 

Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).

"You go to Augustana University?"
"Yeah, mostly so I can date depressed white girls."

Augustana University by UselessEngineer February 2, 2017

augusta university 

Nice campus but that’s about all that’s nice about it. The management sucks. The professors could care less about actually teaching. The advisors only advise you by making your life difficult. Good music program and band tho.

Guy 1: That girl is a total Augusta university.

Guy 2: Damn you’re right. She’s fine as hell with a nice ass voice but past that, she’s fucked beyond belief.

augusta university by Ronald Jeremiah June 20, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004