Augustana University 

Formerly Augustana College, Augustana University is the best college in the shittiest state in the union (South Dakota), therefore not saying much. It offers decent liberal arts degrees, but engineering/tech degrees are honestly shit. People have had to get a masters elsewhere to even be considered for a position at a firm. Only famous Augie graduate is the co-founder of 23&Me and some secretary of the senate a long ass time ago. That being said, still ridiculously shitty. Not a party school. Girls average around a 4. Guys are pretty much all student athletes, so slightly higher. Parties usually get broken up, and you always have some white girl crying about how her life is going, and then she transfers (see SDSU).

"You go to Augustana University?"
"Yeah, mostly so I can date depressed white girls."

Augustana University by UselessEngineer February 2, 2017

augusta university 

Nice campus but that’s about all that’s nice about it. The management sucks. The professors could care less about actually teaching. The advisors only advise you by making your life difficult. Good music program and band tho.

Guy 1: That girl is a total Augusta university.

Guy 2: Damn you’re right. She’s fine as hell with a nice ass voice but past that, she’s fucked beyond belief.

augusta university by Ronald Jeremiah June 20, 2019