Audun is a name mostly given to males in Scandinavia and the northern part of Europe. The traditional Scandinavian meaning for the name is "deserted" or "deserted one." This name originally derived from the name Odin, given to the Viking god of war, death, poetry, and wisdom.

(Old Norse Auðun)
Erin: "Hey Olivia, did you see the new kid in math class today?"

Olivia: "Yeah his name is Audun, I think he's from denmark or something."

Erin: "Yeah somewhere in Europe. He's pretty cute though."
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Sexiest man alive! He is charming, handsome and tends to look athletic without having to hit the gym 24/7. Audun is too smart for most women, only the very smart ones will ever be able to catch him. He is not afraid to be himself. Honest, friendly and a master of small talk. He gets along with almost everyone and is probably the coolest man you will ever meet. He is that kind of guy that you don’t know you’ve fallen for until you already have...Auduns can be a little tricky when it comes to emotions, as they claim not to be into cuddling and the very romantic stuff, and they often try to keep their feelings to themselves. However, the opposite has been proven and he is actually a super romantic and affectionate cuddler! Give him some slack and he’ll come around. If you ever get an Audun - don’t ever let him go!
Looking for someone to match your intelligence? Hook up with an Audun!
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A man so envious of other men's larger penises that he cannot function in his daily life; all his thoughts and energy is spent thinking about how it would be to have a normal penis.
"Look at that sorry bastard sitting there moping and staring at guys' crotches, he's such an Audun."
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Religion in which one pays hommage to the great God Audune and sacrifices their left shoe in his leetness.
To honor the NinjaSquirrel God, Audune I have sacrificed my left shoe. I follow the teachings of Auduneism and embrace Audune as my true god.
by IDRISCKY October 2, 2006
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As a general rule, all Auduns are incredibly sweaty, especially when playing fifa.

Audun is the most despised name in all of Scandinavia, and most people, feel genuinely sorry for people named Audun.
In recent years Audun has also become a synonym for overweight.
"Honestly man, you are turning into an Audun!!!"
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The great god Audun. He hails from Norway and is described as powerfull and perfect god. He belongs to the religion of audune
Audun finishes the party God started
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Audun is a Norwegian name, which either means "epic guitar player" or "American football dude".

Auduns are never alone and will in most cases have an Åsmund around. Auduns are the only who have larger dicks than Åsmunds.
Girl one: "Oh crap! That's a real hottie!"
Girl two: "Yeah, it's probably an Audun"
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