Audio Dyslexia
The scientific term for selective hearing men experience when engaging in conversation with the opposite sex.
Bethany and Tatiyane one Saturday afternoon at the local shopping mall, in the food court, having skinny latte's
Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"
Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"
Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"
Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
Bethany: "My husband is such a jerk, he never listens to me"
Tatiyane: "You read my mind b-girl, its like my hubby only responds when I say I'm horny or talk about my fitness instructor's really inappropriate workout attire that completely exposes her huge breasts"
Bethany: "Men are such dooshes"
Random male passer-byer: "Hi ladies, I couldn't help but over-hear your conversation. Did you know four out of every three men suffer from audio dyslexia? Your husbands are crippled by a terrible disease ladies, it's a harsh reality and your complaining isn't making it any easier for them... i'm just saying... four out of every three.."
Audio Dyslexia by Scorpian King March 1, 2011