When a bitch acts like a dick but is still a pussypantsvaginaface.
Will: "Yo Jessie. Have you seen Marie lately? I saw her playing COD yesterday for like 8 hours straight."
Jessie: "Oh yeah man I heard about that. Did you hear that when Carl told her to put down the controller and go back to the kitchen she got up and shoved the controller up his ass."
Will: "Damn, that girl has a serious case of attidude"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.