Athletes Dick

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When your dick itches from jerking off into a dirty sock.

"Hey man, why are you scratching your crotch?"

"Sorry bro, I've got a mean case of athletes dick"

Athletes Dick by MoldyMoldyAss March 6, 2015

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Athletes dick

When fucking on bathroom floor and when your dick hits the floor

Athletes dick-on the floor and your cock hits the floor

Athletes dick by Athlete dick May 13, 2018

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Athletes Dick

Catching a rash or a fungus from a woman who has a yeast infection. During sex, or having an itchy sack

Tony caught athletes dick from karen

Athletes Dick by Houdini2 October 30, 2025

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Athletes Foot Dick

The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.

Dude I fucked a chick with Athletes foot and contracted the ADF (Athletes Foot Dick)

Athletes Foot Dick by krafty89 January 23, 2011

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Athlete's Dick

To masturbate in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives

Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'

Louis 'On your balls???'

Dave 'Athlete's dick'

Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'

Athlete's Dick by 24KGOLDSLUMCOMPUTERWIZARD April 19, 2009

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Athlete's Dick

1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash

John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.

Athlete's Dick by Randel Flagg October 31, 2009

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Athlete's Dick

When your boyfriend or sexual partner is very active in sports or hobbies such as skateboarding, football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.. and his penis reeks of absolute death and disparities. And, if he's not circumcised, you are surprised by little cheese balls of joy in your mouth.

You're talking to your friend about past partners and most revolting oral sex encounters and think of the most engenius word for nasty penis, Athlete's Dick.

Athlete's Dick by Kara Spade February 3, 2017

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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.

piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005

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wrongun

anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland

28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!

wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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