Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'
Louis 'On your balls???'
Dave 'Athlete's dick'
Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'
Louis 'On your balls???'
Dave 'Athlete's dick'
Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'
by 24KGOLDSLUMCOMPUTERWIZARD April 20, 2009
1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash
John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.
by Randel Flagg October 31, 2009
When your boyfriend or sexual partner is very active in sports or hobbies such as skateboarding, football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.. and his penis reeks of absolute death and disparities. And, if he's not circumcised, you are surprised by little cheese balls of joy in your mouth.
You're talking to your friend about past partners and most revolting oral sex encounters and think of the most engenius word for nasty penis, Athlete's Dick.
by Kara Spade February 3, 2017
by MoldyMoldyAss March 7, 2015
When you date a guy who's very athletic and used to hard workouts, and he brings the serious dick (D) to the point of exhausting you. The dick was so serious you might have to take an advil afterwards to recover.
by alicianola February 3, 2017
a chemical imbalance {not reconized by A.M.A} that causes a man to use his penis like you would use equipment in an competitive sport.
girl,i know he's fine and got money, but he got athlete's dick, his bed room's got a revolving door.
by John boy schuller August 12, 2007
The disease of athletes foot on the genital area on a man. The disease is contracted by fucking a person's feet which has Athletes Foot.
by krafty89 January 19, 2011