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To masturbate in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives
Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'

Louis 'On your balls???'

Dave 'Athlete's dick'

Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'
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1) A yeast infection in the male crotch area. 2) the exposure of athletes foot to the crotch area by means of said foot hitting the underwear prior to pulling them up. 3) a dry or itchy rash
John got a bad case of athlete's dick from Karen. Robert got athlete's dick from the mens locker room.
by Randel Flagg October 31, 2009
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a chemical imbalance {not reconized by A.M.A} that causes a man to use his penis like you would use equipment in an competitive sport.
girl,i know he's fine and got money, but he got athlete's dick, his bed room's got a revolving door.
by John boy schuller August 12, 2007
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When your boyfriend or sexual partner is very active in sports or hobbies such as skateboarding, football, basketball, baseball, hockey, etc.. and his penis reeks of absolute death and disparities. And, if he's not circumcised, you are surprised by little cheese balls of joy in your mouth.
You're talking to your friend about past partners and most revolting oral sex encounters and think of the most engenius word for nasty penis, Athlete's Dick.
by Kara Spade February 03, 2017
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When fucking on bathroom floor and when your dick hits the floor
Athletes dick-on the floor and your cock hits the floor
by Athlete dick May 13, 2018
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