1 definition by 24KGOLDSLUMCOMPUTERWIZARD

Top Definition
To masturbate in a dirty sock, when there are no clean alternatives
Dave 'Dude, i think i got tinea on my balls'

Louis 'On your balls???'

Dave 'Athlete's dick'

Louis 'Ah...Gotta roll with the clean socks bro'
by 24KGOLDSLUMCOMPUTERWIZARD April 19, 2009

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